Showing posts with label Horror Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horror Comedy. Show all posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Drew On Movies #19: Night of The Hell Hamsters (2006)
Night of the Hell Hamsters (2006)
Re-read that title once or twice and tell me you would not watch a movie with a title like that. If you say you wouldn't you have no imagination and no soul.
For some reason imdb.com had this listed under recommendations for me, and after I stopped laughing at the title I checked into it. The film is a short, sixteen minutes with credits, from Britain, and can be found on youtube. Being the curious person that I am, I gave it watch and while it was nothing special, it certainly lived up to what the title promised- a silly little horror short about killer hamsters.
Plot
The plot is quite simple, a young baby-sitter is visited by her boyfriend who has brought her something she has been begging for- a Ouija board. Unfortunately, he has intentionally forgotten the board so they can instead partake in what teenagers in this situation are expected to do. However the baby-sitter, Julie, played by Stephanie Ratcliff, is adamant, and rather then give up, she makes a mock up board out of one of her young charges alphabet puzzle and an empty shot glass. Her boyfriend Karl, played by Paul O'Neill, provides the final ingredient- blood from a bite given to him by one of the children's pet hamsters. A quick made up summoning speech is made, and as to be expected, the two wind up summoning something they shouldn't have- a something that decides to possess the pet rodents. You know what comes next.
Thoughts
Right off the bat, this movie is silly- it involves possessed hamsters killing people- you are not getting an Oscar quality flick here. That said, it is well shot- while not professional by any means, it could easily pass for an independent b-movie on the cinematography alone. Likewise, the cast, which is essentially the couple, are well acted- they play the parts of a teenage baby-sitter and her boyfriend as those roles are want to be played in a b-movie; not perfect by any means but enjoyable. The script is tight, sticking with cliches and movie quotes that tie in with the scenario, and an interesting twist at the end that while not spectacular just added to the film's charm. If this were to become a full length film I'd definitely watch it, because there is enough humor to be built upon and it'd be interesting to see how far it can go. However as a short it works, because it fits nicely into the genre it is a part of- it's funny, it's bloody, and it's cheesy. Hell, where else are going to hear the line "guinea pigs ate your mother?" and have it make perfect sense? That's what I thought.
Conclusion
I love bad movies, I love b-movies, I love cheesy movies- they are my bread and butter and I'd much rather watch them then some of the quote 'good' movies that are out there for one simple reason- heart. More often then not, it's the low budget b-movies that are made with the most heart, because they don't have much else to work with. They may not have the money, the cast, or the effects but they have a dream, a vision, and the drive to get it done one way or another, and that is something I respect. That said, it is killer possessed hamsters killing teenagers-if you don't know what to expect going in then you are a fool. Sit back, relax, and have some laughs for fifteen-sixteen minutes. It can't hurt, certainly not as much as the bite of an evil demon hamster.
3.5 Homemade Ouija boards out of 5
That's all out of me, until next we meet I'm the Drew and I Be Awesome
If you want to check out the flick here are the links (it's in two parts for some reason)
part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcQ7lBro0s
part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcZIY9d6TNk&feature=related
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Drew On Movies #12: Wasting Away (2007)
Wasting Away/ Aaah! Zombies (2007)
It's rare that just reading the plot of a film is enough to get me interested. I usually look for a trailer and check some reviews first. For this film, that was not the case. While skimming the latest additions to Netflix tonight, I came across what appeared to be a generic zombie flick, at least based on the title- the 2nd one listed above, and the poster image. Not that I have any issues with zombie movies, they just aren't at the top of my horror list. That and the genre is becoming oversaturated, first with the release of Shaun of the Dead and the subsequent attempts to make a similar zombie comedy, to the popularity of the Walking Dead television series- hell, there is even a movie coming soon that is essentially Twilight with zombies- at that point you know the genre is jumping the shark.
Still, I clicked the flick so I could at least see the synopsis before I condemned it and continued my search, and for the first time in awhile, that was enough. What I read there intrigued me enough to at least give the movie a chance- I've done so with better sounding flicks that turned out to be crap. At worst it could be a good way to kill an hour and a half.
What followed was an original, albeit low-budget and quite dumb little flick. This is the kind of zombie movie I can get behind because it took the very basic concepts you find in the genre, and went a whole different direction with them. Not only that, but that direction works, and while the movie is not amazing, it is definitely worth talking about. This is Wasting Away.
Plot
The movie begins with a zombie movie cliche- the experiment gone wrong that turns ordinary people into zombies, followed by a failed disposal of said experiment leading to an infection, all in black and white. In this case however, it is not a wide-spread one, in fact, one barrel falls off the truck and winds up, after some time, in the back of a bowling alley, where it leaks into some boxes of ice cream. Said boxes are then taken inside by employee and all around good guy Tim, played by Michael Grant Terry, who kinda seems like he walked out of a 1950s sitcom. He is a nice guy, but stereotypically so, which I guess works in a film that is skewing conventions. Tim is getting the alley ready for League Night, and keeping him company are his childhood friend and secret crush Cindy, played by Betsy Beutler, typical slacker and best friend Mike, played by Matthew Davis, and Mike's career oriented ex-girlfriend Vanessa, played by Julianna Robinson. As the four talk, Tim unknowingly pours the tainted ice cream into the machine, where Mike, in an attempt to both try a new snack concoction and lighten Tim's spirits, mixes beer with the ice cream to make some 'Ale Cream' cones. All four notice the strange greenish tint to the ice cream, but figure it's just a trick of the light and chow down. Within moments of finishing, all four feel ill, and the movie turns to color. Quickly the four notice some changes- Mike has a craving for something he can't quite explain, while Cindy, at first in agony, soon demonstrates enhanced strength when trying to shut up a pay phone with a strange ringing sound that starts when Vanessa tries to use it. Deciding to go to a clinic to make sure Cindy is ok, the four head outside, where they realize something is not right. A group of gang members see them coming and speed off, which Mike first tries to blame on drugs, until he is corrected by Nick Steele, a soldier who claims the gang members are infected, and the foursome, like him, seem to be fine. This pretty much sets the tone for the rest of the film, as the five characters believe that they are the only ones not infected, even after several moments that prove other wise- such as Nick have the handlebar of a motorcycle sticking out of his side when he meets the group, to Tim surviving a gun shot to the chest. Nick brushes it off, explaining that as the experiment was supposed to create super soldiers, the five of them must be part of a small group that received the chemical's original intent. As the group attempts to find a cure for everyone else, typical tropes set in- panic from the rest of the town, the military tries to clean up it's mess, and all the while the characters are blissfully ignorant of what is really going on.
Thoughts
A zombie movie from the zombie's point of view. At first glance, such an idea could have gone horribly wrong, but this movie took the right approach by showing reality and reality as seen by the characters- we can see the infected interact with one another as if everything is ok, and then see normal people seeing them as they really are- a good example being when Tim and Cindy have a tender moment during a climactic fight scene, and it looks very touching, until we return to reality and see the two zombies almost gnawing on one another. It helps that the film plays off the fact that while zombies tend to be seen as slow, shambling creatures, they see regular humans moving super fast and even talking as such, which in a movie like this, adds to the delusion that everyone else is infected. The film does have some holes, such as one moment the characters are unable to read a sign but later have no trouble reading a file explaining the experiment. The characters are very basic, but as stated given the fact that the film is very much a parody, it makes sense for the characters to be arctypes the nice guy and girl, the bitchy girl, the bad-ass, the mysterious soldier, and so on. I think this works for the best, as any further development would take away from the film's greatest strength- playing with conventions. We don't really need to know much more about any of them because who they are isn't important, what matters is how they perceive the situation they are in and how they treat it.
As the film is a low budget independent one, much of the cast are no-names, however a number of recognizable faces pop up in supporting roles, which gives the film some credibility- always fun to play the 'I know that actor' game in movies like this. The lack of budget doesn't really matter though, as the zombie make up, while not top notch, it's pretty good, and given that we only see them in black and white, whatever flaws they may have are well hidden. The writing also helps, as the writers obviously knew the genre they were working with enough to put in the right cliches at the right times. Likewise, there are a few great lines, mostly from Mike, who while is the one to show the most zombie characteristics, remains likeable and actually quite noble by the film's end. One such line and the one that stuck me the most occurs early on, when the five break into a restaurant in which the scientist and general involved in the experiment are meeting. They kill the cook, and Mike, while examining him, says
"Think Mexican brains are spicy?
It's a stupid line of course, but what makes it work is the fact that we have already seen Mike eating brains, so his asking isn't much of a stretch, but the fact that no one questions it nor sees much problem with it shows how completely out of the loop they all are. Mike does not wonder why he enjoys eating or thinking of eating the brains, and his friends just shrug it off. It's a big warning sign that they are the ones infected but they all seem to miss it, along with the many others along the way.
The movie is, as stated, far from perfect. There are plot holes, the script drags at times, and the characters are simple and quite dumb, but that's kind of the point- they are zombies brain dead hunks of flesh that likely wouldn't realize they were dead unless someone proved it. Still, the writing and the acting save the film, and allow us to forgive some other discrepancies.
Conclusion
A few reviews back, I knocked Uncertainty for having an original idea that was poorly executed. This film does not fall into that same trap. The idea of a zombie movie, with all the usual cliches and expectations, but from the zombie's point of view, could have failed easily but does not. The writers, actors and director knew what they were doing, and did not take themselves too seriously, which helps the film as even with it's issues, it's a comedy, and in comedies, absurd elements can be forgiven. It's not perfect, but it's entertaining, and sometimes that's all a film needs to be. If you like zombie movies but are sick of the same old undead shlock, give it a shot, you just might enjoy it.
3 Zombie Outbreak Causing Chemicals out of 5
That's all out of me, until next time I'm the Drew and I Be Awesome.
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Drew On Movies #4: Brain Damage (1988)
Brain Damage (1988)
There are certain directors out there that can make dozens, even hundreds of films, and only a select few are worth the time and money put into them. There are others who can make only a few films and have almost every one of them be entertaining. Frank Henenlotter is one of the latter. Not counting sequels, he has made four movies, three of which I have seen; Basket Case, Frankenhooker, Brain Damage and Bad Biology- this one being the one I have yet to watch. But the three I have, I have enjoyed to varying degrees. Basket Case is a bizarre film that while not amazing, was worth watching if for not other reason then it's effects. Frankenhooker on the other hand, is hilarious, and in my opinion a film any b-movie lover should not only see but own.
What makes Henenlotter's films different then others is simply heart and effort- you know he does not just toss out a film, there is a lot of energy put into these films to make them enjoyable- the use of practical effects, you know, what we had in movies before CGI took over, is some of the best- watch Basket Case and remind yourself that the titular creature isn't real. Henenlotter really seems to care about his craft- sure he knows he's not making Oscar contenders but that allows for greater freedom I think- not everyone will see these movies but the real fans will, and they are the ones that matter.
The last of the three films and today's entry stands outside the other two as the film with a message- that's right, a low budget horror comedy with a moral, is 1988's Brain Damage. This was actually the first Henenlotter film I heard of, if memory serves it was mentioned in an article on one of my movie sites and I then tracked down the trailer. Still, I decided to leave it for last, not only due to it being called the director's best, but also because I wasn't sure I was ready to watch it. Until today, and I'm glad I waited, because it was worth it.
Plot
The film opens with an elderly couple in an apartment, with the husband returning with a package his wife takes eagerly from him. He laments they are small but the best he could find, though she says 'he' will love them. She opens the package to reveal small brains, and informs her husband that she is going to feed 'him'. She heads for the bathtub happily, only to scream and drop the platter of brains. When her husband reaches her she tells him the horrible news; 'he' is gone. The two then proceed to tear apart their apartment calling for Aylmer,growing increasingly frantic as they do so. We then cut to another apartment and a sleeping man answering his phone; this is our protagonist, Brian, played by Rick Hearst. Brian is informed that he has to get up by a female voice, though he drops the phone and returns to sleep. In the meantime, the elderly couple is seen checking bathtubs in other apartments, their appearance much paler and sickly. Back to Brian's, we see the caller from before, his girlfriend Barbara, played by Jennifer Lowry, arrive, and she is greeted by Brian's roommate and brother Mike, played by Gordon Macdonald. While explaining that his brother is still not awake, we see that Mike is attracted to Barbara. When they check on Brian he looks sickly and decides to stay in for the night while his brother takes his place at a concert with Barbara. While they are gone, Brian begins to hallucinate, and when he awakens, finds his hand, neck and bedsheet covered in blood. Going to the bathroom, he notices a mark on the back of his neck, and meets Aylmer- a slimy slug like creature that looks like a blue and purple dick with a brain and a very animated face- I mention this because in the trailer you never see the face and thus Aylmer appears to be a talking dick, the face adds a lot. Aylmer, voiced by 50s horror film host John Zacherle, is a parasite of sorts that offers to 'show Brian the light', meaning the euphoric hallucinations he experienced before. Still pretty out of it, Brian accepts and puts Aylmer on his neck where the little creature injects him with his 'juice', and the two head out. While Brain trips out, he inadvertently enters a junk yard where a security guard tries to restrain him, only to be attacked by Aylmer, who eats the guards brain while a high as a kite Brian looks on. From then on, Brian's life begins a downward spiral as his relationships and his world all begin to deteriorate, and his dependance on Aylmer increases.
If you haven't figured out the metaphor by now, this entire film is about drug addiction, and as expected, the film goes a very predictable, although much more twisted route until the end. We also learn from the old man the history of Aylmer, as he has been around since the 4th Crusades, and made his way across the world, being stolen, killed over, until he wound up in the hands of the old couple who kept him weak with lamb brains. We also see the after effects of time away from Aylmer's juice, as the elderly couple deteriorate rapidly, and in the end only have one desire- more juice. Again, not to subtle a message.
Favorite Character
I've noticed over the years that in quite a few horror and horror comedies, there seems to be a trend on making entertaining villains. Just look at the decline of Freddy Kruger in the Nightmare sequels, when producers realized people liked him more then the heroes and made him the main attraction. This is not always a bad thing, as long as limits are in place, which did not happen in that franchise. I say this because the best character in the movie is Aylmer, and as he is really the only thing close to an antagonist, we need to work with that. Aylmer is sly, witty, and has some great lines- hell he even has a musical number while Brian is trying to detox, taunting the poor guy the whole way. That said, he never loses his creep factor or the sense of evil around him- even when you are laughing, you know this thing is bad news, and a part of you wants Brian to overcome Aylmer's influence. This is where the limits come in handy, as Aylmer is given just enough personality to be entertaining, while also retaining enough villainous tendencies to remind us that we should not be rooting for him. Another reason to place him here is when you get right down to it, the film only really deals with Aylmer and Brian- the other characters are there but they are not developed enough for you to really care- save for the old man, they don't add much to the plot other then to be victims, worry, or both, and while Brian is the main character, he needs Aylmer to actually do anything in the film- otherwise, he is just a normal guy, and a boring one at that. He only really gets a personality when he meets Aylmer.
Favorite Line
I was strongly tempted to put any number of Aylmer's lines here, as he has plenty of good ones, especially when taunting Brian. Still, I'd rather not put all my praise on him, so digging back through the movie I found one line that really got me laughing. Midway through the film, a Aylmer influenced Brian ends up at a club and wanders off with a woman who starts going down on him. This of course ends badly for her but good for Aylmer, although I have read that this scene is edited quite a bit in most copies- luckily I found the uncut version and got to see it all. Afterwards, Brian discovers blood in his underpants, and as he is now sober, questions it. He heads to a seedy motel and begins to ask Aylmer about the previous night, which he cannot recall due to Aylmer's juice. When he learns what they did, and Aylmer explains that with him around Brian doesn't have to know about the 'bad things', Brian responds with a line you won't find in most horror movies:
"When it comes to blood in my underwear, I wanna know how it got there!"
It is very much a throw way line but it sounds so funny even in the context of the film that for a moment you forget that the blood came from a woman whose brains were eaten out by a parasitic slug. It's also the first time Brian actually realizes that something is wrong, although you would think he would have questioned all the blood when he first encountered Aylmer, or, ya know, questioned the existence of a talking slug creature, but I guess when you are that high it doesn't matter until there is blood in your briefs.
Favorite Scene
There are some great deaths in this film, from the aforementioned 'fellatio death' to the subway make out. Likewise, there is a great nod/cameo from Henenlotter's Basket Case that works for fans. But for me, I need to go to a scene I've touched on briefly already, that is the scene in which Brian attempts to detox from Aylmer's influence. After the scene with the bloody undergarments, Brian tells Aylmer that he is going to take back control, and Aylmer takes joy in this, seeing it as a bet to see who will cave first, Aylmer's hunger for brains or Brian's need for the juice. He even promises not to bite Brian in his sleep, saying he wants him to beg when the time comes. Over the course of what may only be one night, we don't know, Brian begins to grow pale and sick, vomiting in pain from withdrawal, all the while Aylmer sits in the sink taunting him, ending with his singing to the now weak and despondent Brian. You can all guess what happens next given the nature of the film, but the scene is a great showing of the power of addiction. Brian wants to be clean, but he is weak and unable to beat his dependance. While most addicts don't have to detox with their dealer in the room it's not much of a stretch- simply think of Aylmer as the voice in the addicts head that keeps reminding them that everything will get better if they just have a little bit more.
Conclusion
Brain Damage is a short film, at least shorter then the rest I've viewed, and even uncut it clocks in at just under 90 minutes. That said, this means we don't have nearly as much filler as previous films, and can instead focus on the story unfolding. We watch the slow decline of one human being under the power of addiction, and while there is plenty of blood and laughs, the message inside still pushes through. If you can make a low budget horror movie and have room inside for a well portrayed story about drug addiction, then you have talent. Henenlotter doesn't make many movies but he doesn't have to, as the ones he has done are entertaining, funny, and in some cases, inspiring. That is the sign of a real filmmaker, someone who loves what they do and does it their way. If you have never heard of Frank or his films, I say check them out, though if you just want the entertainment value, stick to the other two film I mentioned. However if you want to have fun and learn a little something before it's done, I say give this one a try. Where else can you see a talking purple-blue dick creature singing on a sink and not have it seem strange?
3.5 Brainless Hookers out of 5
That's all for today, and though I'm a little late (had planed to watch this on New Years) Happy New Year.
Until next time, I'm The Drew, and I Be Awesome.
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